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Sceen Savor

an evening of celebration

september 8, 2007

leonard cerullo's one hundreth birthday !!!!

5 cocktail hour

6 invocation

610 dinner is served

730 cutting the cake (and singing)

745 brief commendations with dancing to follow


leonard and his family wish to thank you all for helping to make his hundreth birthday one to remember.

We invite you to place your cocktail order with one of the waitstaff as the bars will be closed to avoid congestion.

Lady DIed

Stuff I wish I'd kept

Gap Grass Scent
Picture Books
Magazine Pages
Sony Boom Box
Printer
Speakers
Laptop
Remote Control Fan
Globe Lamp
Cube Shelves
Umbrellas
Polaroid Camera
Jewelry Box
Teddy Bears
Hair Dryer
Starbucks Christmas
DBT Workbooks
Duvet

These Books:



Little Things:

Irreplaceables:
Shoes
Alarm Clock

Photographs
My Tape Recordings
Art I Created:
Magnets

Diplomas
Yearbooks
Musical Scores
Books
Papers
Written Records

Glasses Frames
Jewelry
Little Things

bookmark for reference

websites to bookmark/addresses
references: photographers, artists, podcasts, writers, politicos, comedians, historical greats, women, queers, blacks, activistists, mod artists, thinkers, quoters, marketers, historical ads, great tv writing, screenplays, plays, musicals, performance art, choral writers, instrumental musicians, famous religious leaders for social change, retro tv influences, berwick and PA history, italian roots/ family trees/ internet, books to listen to, art to SEE

CAT a GORE eyes

buy thi$ $hit: nice to have

my writing:
wisdom
mind maps
dbt verbs
dbt emotions
emotions
new materials to art with/found shit
future magnets
future decals
postcards

drag queen shit
sex-rated/nude shit
political/adbusters
queer
famous faces/pop icons

for my family
personal photos

red and black
future jewelry, ornaments
buy thi$ $hit

practical?:
paper trash
dirty trash
bills
electric cords
personal history
magazine art
flyers/local events

to be scanned
book pages
stolen art
magazine photos




websites to bookmark/addresses
references: photographers, artists, podcasts, writers, politicos, comedians, historical greats, women, queers, blacks, activistists, mod artists, thinkers, quoters, marketers, historical ads, great tv writing, screenplays, plays, musicals, performance art, choral writers, instrumental musicians, famous religious leaders for social change, retro tv influences, beriwick and PA history, italian roots/ family trees/ internet, books to listen to, art to SEE

new materials to art with/found shit
future magnets
future decals
postcards

drag queen shit
sex-rated/nude shit
political/adbusters
queer
famous faces/pop icons

for my family
personal photos

red and black
future jewelry, ornaments
buy thi$ $hit

practical?:
paper trash
dirty trash
bills
electric cords
personal history
magazine art
flyers/local events

to be scanned
book pages
stolen art
magazine photos

are you listening to as many views as possible?

are you listening to women's queers black queens and other underserved voices in all media? are you finding new perspectives? are you listening only to voices like your own?

all you do is bitch about the media and the right

BUY THE CHANGE YOU SEEK
buy TIME away from work, eating, family, fun, reading, shopping, sleeping, thinking, writing, surfing, collecting, mailing, connecting long distance, traveling, working, loving, hugging,

What can i do?
Time
Talent
Treasure
Evangelize
Publish to net, newspaper, magazine, stickers,


ARTing:
searching images
croping, shopping photos
printing DECALS
buying shirts, decal sheets, iron
find diff ways to decal
find materials to add to Ts
find new pieces of clothing: bags, ipod holders, phone attachment/holder

fake word origins BOOK

thats a myth, SIT DOWN.

god loves haters

In summary, Haters are wicked and sinners before the Lord exceedingly (Gen. 13:13), are violent and doom nations (Gen. 19:1-25; Jgs. 19), are abominable to God (Lev. 18:22), are worthy of death for their vile, depraved, unnatural sex practices (Lev. 20:13; Rom. 1:32), are called dogs because they are filthy, impudent and libidinous (Deut. 23:17,18; Mat. 7:6; Phil. 3:2), produce by their very presence in society a kind of mass intoxication from their wine made from grapes of gall from the vine of Sodom and the fields of Gomorrah which poisons society's mores with the poison of dragons and the cruel venom of asps (Deut. 32:32,33), declare their sin and shame on their countenance (Isa. 3:9), are shameless and unable to blush (Jer. 6:15), are workers of iniquity and hated by God (Psa. 5:5), are liars and murderers (Jn. 8:44), are filthy and lawless (2 Pet. 2:7,8), are natural brute beasts (2 Pet. 2:12), are dogs eating their own vomit and sows wallowing in their own feces (2 Pet. 2:22), will proliferate at the end of the world bringing final judgment on mankind (Lk. 17:28-30), have been finally given up by God to uncleanness dishonoring their own bodies among themselves, to vile affections, and to a reprobate mind such that they cannot think straight about anything (Rom. 1:23-28), have wholly given themselves over to fornication and gone after strange flesh (Jude 7), must be pulled as faggots from the fire (Jude 23), and have no hope of Heaven unless they repent (Rev. 22:15), which they can't do in their prideful state (Jer. 6:15). They need to hear this truth if they are to have any hope of penitence, faith in Jesus Christ and salvation (I Timothy 4:2-4).

Mommie Dearest IS...MOTHUH NATURE

only a nuclear bomb could cause the damage caused by Katrina
Mother Nature collaborates with Osama Bin Laden
Don't mess around with Mother Nature
Mother Nature is a MOTHERFUCKer
Floods and shit!
BUSH has a weather machine...
KATRINA was an inside job.
EVIAN flu


Why don't we name EARTHQUAKES?

PRE-react to San Francisco's KATRINA
or
KEEP investing in INFRAstucture in CALIFORNIA

Material Mom illegal immirant in Golden Gate Park


Beautiful old rich white woman learned while living forced to live on streets of San Francisco

Material Mom illegal immirant in Golden Gate Park.

what if she lived in new orleans during katrina?

dependence: corn...do i know how to grow it?
petroleum: do i know how to get my hands on it?
PRE-react to San Francisco's KATRINA

Stay on the cutting edge by investing in our future
do we have the right habits to preserve what we already have
MAINTAINENCE
UPKEEP
of INFRASTRUCTURE

move water
grow fruits and veges
concentrate people near waterfront


natural disasters will get us before the next terrorist strikes
half the population lives within 50miles of the coasts of US
earthquakes
hurricanes
tornadoes
typhoons
urbanites are dependant on 24hr stores
no cash/resources on hand

Wiggers on Racism, rich white folks on poverty

white fags on queeny black str8 men

or the BRIDGE is more important than the shores

undependableDIAPERS

INDUSTRIOUSpotheads
TRANNYslackers
TYPEaHIPPIES
HIPPIEhipsters
wIGGERS

kevin poston's tardis or MORE ROOM

in the room when the tardis is
in the room than when the tardis is not
in the room.

lil' things
in even littl'r spaces:
an art project

big art you can wear or
bigger art you can carry

or the art
of hyperbole:

hyperbolic ARTist

or USEFULart
or PRACTICALart
or SIMPLEart

or complexSIMPLICITIES

or the BRIDGE is more important than the shores

undependableDIAPERS

INDUSTRIOUSpotheads
TRANNYslackers
TYPEaHIPPIES
HIPPIEhipsters
wIGGERS

http://www.threetwoone.org/uggabugga/2004/

http://www.threetwoone.org/uggabugga/2004/

the new CLOG: hot pink sweded platform open toed plastic clogs

shopping as philanthropy

https://www.redcrossstore.org/shopper/ProdList.aspx?LocationId=5

Honey, it's not an Anne-Heche-moment for me

"Even when they're eating your pussy, they're STILL straight."

David E. Kelley calls me up--and he's very sweet,
he's the creator of Ally McBeal--and he says, "You know, we'd kinda want to take your character in a gay direction."

And I said,
"Can we talk outside, David?
You know, I kind of already did that on Roseanne...
and, um...frankly I'M not that thrilled about being gay in my REAL life.
Can we maybe do something different? Because it's not an Anne Heche moment for me."

Now Ellen's very mad at me. She's says if I want to start a war in the press, she's not the person to start with. I'm like, "What?" Ya know, everything just went into Aquarius, kabbalistically, and I'm like, "Nuh, uh ... this is going to be a real rough month for me." So I'm just gonna restrict and be real cool about the whole thing and understand there will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again. Gay men are different. If they've been straight and turn gay, they're gay, honey. But for chicks it's different, especially if they're in show business.

Even when they're eating your pussy, they're still straight.
I'm just looking out for Ellen. Believe me, I'm concerned for her. Because when the shit goes down, it's not gonna be pretty.

old time advertising

blog.modernmechanix.com/.../ page/2/

ejector ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dYclgiMf7g

jesuselvis

hokey dokey shmoky

spligget
sbacket
rocket
sproket
splachette
richette
crockette
clackette
crackette
clickette
scrotchette
scrachette
bligatte
splogette
crutchette
crickette
spigotte
bragette
stockette
clockette
prachette

famous person+fakED disease+lie=comedy ensues

angelina jolie+minty chewing tobbaco=lip cancer=lip removal=prostetic lip+no voicovers+lip bodydouble+lip reconstruction+jlo's buttfatt+revlon commercial+no whistling+playboy layout

genital integrity

vs. genital mutilation

"Tune in after the break for this inspiring story: 'He climbed the tallest mountain in the world...MOUNT EVEREST, BUT...
...he's GAY! GAY?BLIND. excuse me, BLIND!'"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D_NJEsVyas

the trip back

http://mp3.yeast2.podshow.com/thetripOUTipod.mov

florrie

for the love of florrie

gay!

junkytees rule

the twig.

homeSTARrunner

http://www.homestarrunner.com/buginmouth.html

don't shop
it just encourages them.